lettuce rationing

[andygolfer]

so with the supermarkets introducing lettuce rationing will that be just the tip of the iceberg?

[Nighthawke]

I wasn't sure whether your post merited a response Andy but after a bit of thought:

1. Groan!!!

2.

[andygolfer]

thanks - I thought that one was a little gem

[Mike]

I had a little giggle Cos it reminded me of the joke about the guy that went to the doctor with the lettuce where a lettuce shouldn't be.................................


I'll get me coat............................

[andygolfer]

and when I went shopping today I asked for 3 onions but I was told 'you can only have one and that's shallot'

[Rugbyref]

that's a turnip for the books.

[beefsteak]

Nah it was just the ch ch ch chivestalking